| Doctor Who: | BBC! BeeeeBeeeeCeeeeeeeee! |
| BBC: | Hush now Doctor Who, my sweet. My pretty. What do you want? A new series? Five? A Christmas Special? All of Moffat's attention? How about a new type of hat. Huh? Would you like a new hat? |
| Sherlock: | Can I...? |
| BBC: | No. Go stand in the corner and eat your jam. |